Post by Mara Jade on Nov 2, 2009 21:35:54 GMT 1
"...Or the not so great Jedi?" A blonde woman smiles at the viewer.
"Here's Atir Reteeks bringing you the latest news in the Jedi vs. Fallen jedi debate"
She clears a throat with a "cute" little sound, then smiles widely again, her very white teeth showing.
"I have recently been to Corellia, where I had the pleasure of interviewing a young woman, who lives on one of the outlying farms. She had had the horrible experience of being attacked in her own home!" Atir widens her eyes a bit, to give the impression of being shocked.
"And by who, I hear you ask? By an Anzat" Atir pauses for dramatic effet.
"And not just any Anzat let me tell you that! This young woman described how he was able to suspend her dog in midair without even touching it!!!" Atir gasps in a very girlish "I'm shocked" way, and looks at the camera.
"Ladies and Gentlemen. She was attacked by one of the Fallen Jedi!" Now, she looks seriously at the viewers.
"But here is the interesting part. Apparently, this young woman had no trouble fighting off the Anzat. She hit him with a frying pan, poured boiling water at him, hit him with a shovel and washed him out of her stables with her waterhose!" Atir nods slowly.
"Of course he did manage to do some damage - he stole her speeder and let all her live stocking out of the stables. But her and her dog escaped unharmed!" Atir nods slowly.
"Now, it is my duty to ask you. If a simple farm girl can fight off one of this Fallen Jedi without any real effort....what is the big deal? Are the fallen jedi really as dangerous, as the Jedi Council wants us to believe? Or is it perhaps the jedi who are lacking the ability to simply strike out and do what must be done?" She shakes her head slowly.
"It seems to be the Jedi are talking about a big threat that might not even exist... Either because the Fallen Jedi simply aren't as dangerous as claimed - or because the Jedi are too lazy to actually do anything about it" She smiles slightly.
"Or...perhaps this is a giant scheme to take over the galaxy? If the Public is shivering with fear of the Fallen Jedi it will be far too easy for the Jedi to convince people to disolve the senate and let the Jedi rule instead. Let us all consider that thought for just a moment..." She stays silent, but smiles enthusiastically at the viewer.
"This was Atir Reteeks, bringing you the latest news!"
"Here's Atir Reteeks bringing you the latest news in the Jedi vs. Fallen jedi debate"
She clears a throat with a "cute" little sound, then smiles widely again, her very white teeth showing.
"I have recently been to Corellia, where I had the pleasure of interviewing a young woman, who lives on one of the outlying farms. She had had the horrible experience of being attacked in her own home!" Atir widens her eyes a bit, to give the impression of being shocked.
"And by who, I hear you ask? By an Anzat" Atir pauses for dramatic effet.
"And not just any Anzat let me tell you that! This young woman described how he was able to suspend her dog in midair without even touching it!!!" Atir gasps in a very girlish "I'm shocked" way, and looks at the camera.
"Ladies and Gentlemen. She was attacked by one of the Fallen Jedi!" Now, she looks seriously at the viewers.
"But here is the interesting part. Apparently, this young woman had no trouble fighting off the Anzat. She hit him with a frying pan, poured boiling water at him, hit him with a shovel and washed him out of her stables with her waterhose!" Atir nods slowly.
"Of course he did manage to do some damage - he stole her speeder and let all her live stocking out of the stables. But her and her dog escaped unharmed!" Atir nods slowly.
"Now, it is my duty to ask you. If a simple farm girl can fight off one of this Fallen Jedi without any real effort....what is the big deal? Are the fallen jedi really as dangerous, as the Jedi Council wants us to believe? Or is it perhaps the jedi who are lacking the ability to simply strike out and do what must be done?" She shakes her head slowly.
"It seems to be the Jedi are talking about a big threat that might not even exist... Either because the Fallen Jedi simply aren't as dangerous as claimed - or because the Jedi are too lazy to actually do anything about it" She smiles slightly.
"Or...perhaps this is a giant scheme to take over the galaxy? If the Public is shivering with fear of the Fallen Jedi it will be far too easy for the Jedi to convince people to disolve the senate and let the Jedi rule instead. Let us all consider that thought for just a moment..." She stays silent, but smiles enthusiastically at the viewer.
"This was Atir Reteeks, bringing you the latest news!"
