Post by Mara Jade on Dec 5, 2011 19:41:52 GMT 1
"I was attacked today! Attacked, I tell you. Right here in our very own castle on Jandoon" Varuun enters his office, slamming the door shut behind him
"By who, you ask? Who would dare attack the mighty Varuun Carro?"
"This!" He throws a pile of glittering paper on the floor
"Christmas decorations!" He kicks the paper now lying on the floor, gritting his teeth
"I hate christmas! I hate decorations! I hate singing!" He throws himself into the biggest, softest chair in the room, growling.
"And now, someone has decorated the entire castle! It's everywhere!" He shakes his head slowly
"Hearts, and stars, and red and gold and purple and green. And Holly! Lots of Holly. I hate Holly" He sighs deeply
"I was attacked by one of those...I don't even know what they're called! Long lines of coloured paper haging from the ceiling with different colours. But this one! This one was a death trap! It has bells attached to it! Bells, I tell you! And they hit me in the head. I have the meanest headache now!"
"It's all Letzt's fault! I know it. I heard her humming the other day. And all the decorations are hanging really low. And who's the shortest person in this group, hm?? I'm gonna kill her!"
"By who, you ask? Who would dare attack the mighty Varuun Carro?"
"This!" He throws a pile of glittering paper on the floor
"Christmas decorations!" He kicks the paper now lying on the floor, gritting his teeth
"I hate christmas! I hate decorations! I hate singing!" He throws himself into the biggest, softest chair in the room, growling.
"And now, someone has decorated the entire castle! It's everywhere!" He shakes his head slowly
"Hearts, and stars, and red and gold and purple and green. And Holly! Lots of Holly. I hate Holly" He sighs deeply
"I was attacked by one of those...I don't even know what they're called! Long lines of coloured paper haging from the ceiling with different colours. But this one! This one was a death trap! It has bells attached to it! Bells, I tell you! And they hit me in the head. I have the meanest headache now!"
"It's all Letzt's fault! I know it. I heard her humming the other day. And all the decorations are hanging really low. And who's the shortest person in this group, hm?? I'm gonna kill her!"
still can't stop laughing 
